I'm going to break into your house and murder you. MuteKi: More like Nookie Clicker amirite?įanboyMaster: Please never use those words together again.īEAT: MuteKi, I'm only going to say this once, because I care about you. Welcome back! We return to the stream right after I bought a bunch of useless upgrades for fake cookie clicker. Well hey, we managed to make it 10 minutes into this thing with no boobs in our face! Wonder how long we can keep that up?īEAT: Fanboy, you love Phoenix Wright, right?ĪKA: OH NO I AM STUCK IN THE ALTERNATE PAST BECAUSE OTHERWISE THERE WOULD NOT BE A GAME But none of them shove their boobs in his face either! Frustrated with the lack of boobs being shoved in his face The protagonist forces a horrible vague reference to Phoenix Wright, killing all joy forever. No instead she sends him to the DISTANT PAST or something where he accidentally interrupts two FOX GIRLS who are apparently stealing panties from two NINJA GIRLS for some reason. Yep! That never happens and never will happen to him, because he's just so ordinary! Just like you, sad nerd loser that bought this game!Īfter a completely uneventful day he visits a shrine/dojo/wtfever and meets a DEMON GIRL that wears impractical clothing, but sadly makes no effort to shove her boobs in his face. He's just an ordinary high school student, who's life is completely devoid of sexy monster girls and sexy ninja girls shoving their impossibly shiny boobs in his face. In which we join our protagonist, who's name I'm not even gonna bother to remember. Oh also I played the bad cookie clicker clone at the same time because lol.ĪKA: ORDINARY HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT WHO'S LIFE IS TOTALLY MUNDANE WHEN SUDDENLY Join us as we stand at the edge of the abyss and chant "There are no good visual novels" into the void. I had wanted to believe that it would be awhile before I found a game more horrifyingly desperate than Sword of Asumi but I guess that dream had to die so that this one could live. This game has exactly two things on it's mind and both of them are boobs. So how did they do it? How did the developers take such a distinctly Japanese Genre and merge it with western sensibilities to such great success? The answer is surprisingly simple: WEEABOOS ARE HUMAN GARBAGE. It's the first game in what has become a full fledged franchise, with four games already released and two more on the way. It's a visual novel that that was made far outside of Japan for people who spoke English, which is one of those distinctions that becomes a little less unique with every passing Indiegala Monday bundle. Sakura Spirit is a visual novel that was first released on Steam in July of 2014. Hello ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to Let's Stream Sakura Spirit!
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